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adorna
Louisian Freshman
Posts: 121
Join date: 2009-05-17
Age: 21
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 |  Subject: nakakatuwang jokes :D Mon May 18, 2009 2:29 am | |
| girl : kamusta na love life???
boy: eto parang ikaw...................
hindi maganda  |
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jlynrd13
Moderator.
Posts: 821
Join date: 2009-05-01
Age: 20
Location: Intramuros Manila
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| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Mon May 18, 2009 2:36 am | |
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pipe
Moderator
Posts: 692
Join date: 2009-05-02
Location: Sumherder.
Warning Level:
| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Mon May 18, 2009 2:51 pm | |
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eto mga green...
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Prof: Can you compare a penis and a camote?
Kolehiyala: Ew! I don;t eat camote!
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Nakita ni Jr sina mommy at daddy having sex
JR: Mommy, ba't may ahas si daddy?
Mommy: Kaya ko nga inupuan eh. Para mamatay.
Jr: Mas matapang si yaya! kinain nya yan kanina.
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nyeknyeknyeeeek!
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FourStroke
Louisian Senior
Posts: 855
Join date: 2009-05-03
Age: 101
Location: Cybertron
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| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Tue May 19, 2009 12:21 am | |
| WIFE: I'm warning you! Parating na husband ko in 1 hour!
HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?
WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MONA!!!
sensya na. ganito talaga isip ko. |
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pipe
Moderator
Posts: 692
Join date: 2009-05-02
Location: Sumherder.
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| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Tue May 19, 2009 2:57 pm | |
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A sad story..
A boy was so jealous of his baby brother that he had put poison in his mother's nipple.
the next day.....
Their driver died.
so, so sad.
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FourStroke
Louisian Senior
Posts: 855
Join date: 2009-05-03
Age: 101
Location: Cybertron
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| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Tue May 19, 2009 8:53 pm | |
| Joke Time!!!!
Classics.!
SETTING:
sa loob ng classroom
Juan maingay sa klase
Teacher : Juan ang ingay mo.! para kang t*mud.!
Juan : Bakit ma'am?
Teacher : Ang Sarap mong palabasin.! |
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maria
Louisian Freshman
Posts: 100
Join date: 2009-05-07
Age: 51
Location: philippines
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| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Wed May 20, 2009 6:51 am | |
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adorna
Louisian Freshman
Posts: 121
Join date: 2009-05-17
Age: 21
Warning Level:
| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Wed May 20, 2009 7:15 am | |
| Q: Ano sa Filipino ang 'chair'?
A: Salumpuwit!
Q: E ang 'wheelchair'?
A: Salumpo!
Q: E ang 'arthritis'?
A: Salompas!
Q: What about 'vinegar'?
A: E di salumpia!
Q: Ano naman ang panty?
A: Salungguhit po!
Q. Bakit ang oyster ayaw ibigay and kanyang perlas?
A: Dahil ang oyster ay shellfish
Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng bra?
A: Eh di Cobra!
Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng panti?
A: Eh di Elepanti!
Q: Anong hayop ang gumagamit ng brief?
A: Eh di Bird! |
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FourStroke
Louisian Senior
Posts: 855
Join date: 2009-05-03
Age: 101
Location: Cybertron
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| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Wed May 20, 2009 9:36 pm | |
| why does 7 hate 9?
because 7 8 9.!
(elementary joke) |
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maria
Louisian Freshman
Posts: 100
Join date: 2009-05-07
Age: 51
Location: philippines
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Toby
Louisian Freshman
Posts: 166
Join date: 2009-05-11
Age: 18
Location: Pasay City, Phils.
Warning Level:
| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Thu May 21, 2009 4:24 pm | |
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maria
Louisian Freshman
Posts: 100
Join date: 2009-05-07
Age: 51
Location: philippines
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| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Thu May 21, 2009 4:42 pm | |
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Toby
Louisian Freshman
Posts: 166
Join date: 2009-05-11
Age: 18
Location: Pasay City, Phils.
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| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Thu May 21, 2009 5:24 pm | |
| Pakisagot ng maayos at wasto. Maraming salamat po! 1. Kanwari nag-I-love-you ka na sa 'kin, tapos biglang my dragon sa harap mo. Ano fave mong food? 2. Kunwari nanalo ka ng PHP1,000,000, ano gusto mong kulay ng rainbow? 3. Binigyan ka ng kapangyarihan ng diwata. Ano name ng crush mo? 4. Kunwari papatay ka ng tao, san ka galing kagabi? 5. Sa hirap ng buhay ngayon, what fave mong banda? 6. Kunyari magugunaw na ang mundo bukas tapos nalaman mo na gustong gusto ka ng crush mo, kaninong dentista ka pupunta? 7. Oo at hindi lang ang sagot. Anong pakiramdam o ngayon? 8. Naalala mo bigla ex mo, tingin mo naalala ka din ng teacher mo nung Grade 2? 9. Nasira mo tiwala ng kaibigan mo, paano mo ibabalik ang sigla nn earth? Pakisagot po ng maayos! Nakuha ko na naman yan kay Maria! Choga, 'no?! |
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FourStroke
Louisian Senior
Posts: 855
Join date: 2009-05-03
Age: 101
Location: Cybertron
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| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Fri May 22, 2009 1:53 am | |
| ang choga niyan.
mga walang kwentang tanong.haha
@topic
Manny Pacquiao's next child
manny + jinky = manky
bagay daw ba? |
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jlynrd13
Moderator.
Posts: 821
Join date: 2009-05-01
Age: 20
Location: Intramuros Manila
Warning Level:
| | Subject: Re: nakakatuwang jokes :D Fri May 22, 2009 2:05 am | |
| eto naman saken
ina: Oh kumusta yung first date mo kagabi anak??
anak:Mabuti naman po 'nay, eto nga po, sinusulat ko sa diary ko...
'Nay ano na nga po ang past tense ng VIRG*N???
nyaah... |
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